Sick no more!
Anyone who says they have never been seasick is serioulsy in need of slap. At some point or another, we have all felt that queezy feeling mulching around in the pit of our tummys causing the saliva glands to go into overdrive. I’ve been there, not afraid to admit it either!
“Seasickness happens when the body, inner ear, and eyes all send different signals to the brain, resulting in confusion and queasiness. The problem generally is attributed to the inner ear (vestibular) balance system. The motion of the boat swaying and pitching sets off the conflicting alarm signals to the brain causing nausea, headache, dizziness, and sometimes vomiting. Medical research indicates that motion sickness affects up to 90% of the population to some degree. For many the problem is recurrent and severe. While the degree of susceptibility varies widely, almost no one is immune, given the right stimulus of duration.”
Ok, thats the scientific technical marbo jarbo explaination for it…
But now there is a cure! (kind of…)
Forget the Berocca or the Quills and definitely forget the sick bands that go around your wrist. Instead, take a swig of the ginger kind and suck down a Smooth Sailing.
At “the first signs (you) are usually pallor, yawning, restlessness, and a cold sweat forms on the upper lip and forehead. As the symptoms increase, upset stomach, dizziness, fatigue, and drowsiness may occur. In the final stage, if the stimulus from the movement is uninterrupted, nausea and vomiting are likely to result.”
Yummy!
So instead of sucking it in and trying to hold the vomit inside your gizards, simply venture to the esky or chilly bin and grab yourself a can of Smooth Sailing. Before you know it you will be sailing smoothly thanks to your Smooth Sailing Ginger Supplement that will have you hiking like a hard ass in no time.
I wonder what it tastes like with rum…
Smooth Sailing the Beverage link >>
…I don’t know about anyone else, but just the thought of drinking this makes me feel sick…
