The next generation of yachties?

“And then I pushed the right arrow key and I like tacked but kept my thumb on the space bar so ended up doing a chinese gybe, which wasn’t good cause the other boat then just went straight past me, but then I came back cause I changed the weather settings cause I downloaded this patch for the game so I can make the weather do whatever I want and just set it so it helps me and not the other players, and then at the top mark I was really hitting the left arrow key so I could bear away and held down the shift key to ease the vang and then hit ‘u’ key to lift up the centre board, you just use small case for 1/2 way up and capital letters for all the way, but I just wanted it half way. Then I was riding the waves and ‘ooching’ which is cheat I found where you can keep hitting the o enter o enter o enter and you surf the waves better. It was awesome cause I won and now I’m the intergalactic champion and no one can catch me. It’s so cool and tomorrow I’m racing this boy somewhere in Europe over the internet! He says he’s 12 just like me so we race against each other, but I think I’m faster cause I have more ram and hardrive space but my screen doesn’t show the graphics as they should be…”

But can the kid sail???